{"id":418,"date":"2013-08-24T23:40:43","date_gmt":"2013-08-24T23:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/?p=418"},"modified":"2013-08-24T23:55:12","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T23:55:12","slug":"muppet-astrology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/muppet-astrology\/","title":{"rendered":"Muppet Astrology"},"content":{"rendered":"

Muppet astrology<\/p>\n

Order in the chart is determined by time of first appearance in The Muppet Movie (1979). The quotes are all from The Muppet Movie, and exemplify the character’s archetype.<\/p>\n

Example usage: I, MxRoo, am a Kermit sun, Scooter rising, with a Gonzo moon.<\/p>\n

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\"Statler<\/a>

Statler & Waldorf<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Statler\/Waldorf – “I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
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\"Kermit\"<\/a>

Kermit<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Kermit – “Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”<\/div>\n
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\"Fozzie\"<\/a>

Fozzie<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Fozzie – “Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.”<\/div>\n
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\"Janis\"<\/a>

Janis<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Janice – “Jelly-belly gigglin’, dancin’ and a-wigglin’, Honey, that’s the way I am!”<\/div>\n
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\"Animal\"<\/a>

Animal<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Animal – “Beat drums! Beat drums!”<\/div>\n
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\"Scooter\"<\/a>

Scooter<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Scooter – “I’m the band’s road manager.”<\/div>\n
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\"Gonzo\"<\/a>

Gonzo<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Gonzo – “Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way.”<\/div>\n
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\"Sweetums\"<\/a>

Sweetums<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Sweetums – “Hey! Hey, where’re you goin’? Hey! Wait for me!”<\/div>\n
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\"Miss<\/a>

Miss Piggy<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Miss Piggy – “Thank you.\u00a0Kissy-kissy.”<\/div>\n
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\"Rowlf\"<\/a>

Rowlf<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Rowlf – “I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.”<\/div>\n
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\"Dr.<\/a>

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew – “Welcome to our laboratory. Please don’t touch anything.”<\/div>\n
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\"Beaker\"<\/a>

Beaker<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Beaker – “Meep.”<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Muppet astrology Order in the chart is determined by time of first appearance in The Muppet Movie (1979). The quotes are all from The Muppet Movie, and exemplify the character’s archetype. Example usage: I, MxRoo, am a Kermit sun, Scooter rising, with a Gonzo moon.   Statler\/Waldorf – “I’ve seen detergents leave a better film […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":443,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mxroo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}