Muppet Astrology
August 24th, 2013 | roo
Muppet astrology
Order in the chart is determined by time of first appearance in The Muppet Movie (1979). The quotes are all from The Muppet Movie, and exemplify the character’s archetype.
Example usage: I, MxRoo, am a Kermit sun, Scooter rising, with a Gonzo moon.
Statler & Waldorf
Statler/Waldorf – “I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.”
Kermit
Kermit – “Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”
Fozzie
Fozzie – “Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.”
Janis
Janice – “Jelly-belly gigglin’, dancin’ and a-wigglin’, Honey, that’s the way I am!”
Animal
Animal – “Beat drums! Beat drums!”
Scooter
Scooter – “I’m the band’s road manager.”
Gonzo
Gonzo – “Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way.”
Sweetums
Sweetums – “Hey! Hey, where’re you goin’? Hey! Wait for me!”
Miss Piggy
Miss Piggy – “Thank you. Kissy-kissy.”
Rowlf
Rowlf – “I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.”
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew – “Welcome to our laboratory. Please don’t touch anything.”
Beaker
Beaker – “Meep.”