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Muppet Astrology

August 24th, 2013 | roo

Muppet astrology

Order in the chart is determined by time of first appearance in The Muppet Movie (1979). The quotes are all from The Muppet Movie, and exemplify the character’s archetype.

Example usage: I, MxRoo, am a Kermit sun, Scooter rising, with a Gonzo moon.

 

Statler & Waldorf

Statler & Waldorf

Statler/Waldorf – “I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.”
Kermit

Kermit

Kermit – “Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.”
Fozzie

Fozzie

Fozzie – “Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.”
Janis

Janis

Janice – “Jelly-belly gigglin’, dancin’ and a-wigglin’, Honey, that’s the way I am!”
Animal

Animal

Animal – “Beat drums! Beat drums!”
Scooter

Scooter

Scooter – “I’m the band’s road manager.”
Gonzo

Gonzo

Gonzo – “Sure, if you wanna do it the easy way.”
Sweetums

Sweetums

Sweetums – “Hey! Hey, where’re you goin’? Hey! Wait for me!”
Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy – “Thank you. Kissy-kissy.”
Rowlf

Rowlf

Rowlf – “I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.”
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew – “Welcome to our laboratory. Please don’t touch anything.”
Beaker

Beaker

Beaker – “Meep.”

I am still reeling from @willowbl00’s #catcon, a f…

August 12th, 2013 | roo

I am still reeling from @willowbl00’s #catcon, a full weekend with 40+ awe inspiring folks. Glad I got over imposter syndrome enough to go.

Neither rain nor broken bumpers nor work emails no…

August 9th, 2013 | roo

Neither rain nor broken bumpers nor work emails nor finding parking shall keep me from #catcon!

Every year I spend a week in Tennessee literally b…

August 5th, 2013 | roo

Every year I spend a week in Tennessee literally building queer space. Join us! indiegogo.com/projects/work-…

Today I am pretending that I am a fully functionin…

August 5th, 2013 | roo

Today I am pretending that I am a fully functioning human being, and not a ball of tears. youtube.com/watch?v=penzsV…

Today is a day for @HarneyTea’s Chocolate Mint Bla…

August 2nd, 2013 | roo

Today is a day for @HarneyTea’s Chocolate Mint Black #tea, the Andes Mint of teas. I need some warm liquid comfort. #selfcare

Today I am both. #gpoy #dontgiveup via @explodingd…

August 1st, 2013 | roo

Today I am both. #gpoy #dontgiveup via @Explodingdog explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/569734725… http://t.co/JlHuMGqUK3

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July 29th, 2013 | roo

Alternate schema of our city. RT @BoingBoing: Brilliant new New York Subway map dlvr.it/3kDZ9H

A prison hunger striker, Billy Michael “Guero” Sel…

July 27th, 2013 | roo

A prison hunger striker, Billy Michael “Guero” Sell died on Monday in solitary. He was fighting for change. change.org/petitions/supp…

Marine Sgt. Craig Blenis defending decision to kee…

July 25th, 2013 | roo

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